Pinot Noir, According To Titus Andromedon

This is not a drill.

I repeat. This is not a drill. My favorite character on television, Titus Andromedon, is coming out with his very own line of Pinot Noir called Pinot By Tituss. Okay, technically it's the actor who plays him, Tituss Burgess, but that's basically the same thing. If you follow him on Instagram, you know he likes to get his drink on. And he lives in Harlem (from what I can tell) so we basically need to become pinot noir drinking buddies. Do I normally spend $24 on a bottle of red? No. But will I buy a case of this online for pre-order? You betcha. In case you're not familiar with this Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt phenomenon, here's a clip from the show when Titus creates his own song called Peeno Noir: An Ode To Black Penis, where he rhymes the word Pinot Noir with pretty much anything that fits.


I'm so glad that Tituss created such a happy wine label. I was asked to create a line of wine labels once and my favorite one (Proof) looked like someone got murdered. That's normal, right?


 

I WANT TO RUN DIRECTLY INTO TITUS' WHITE WINGS AND HUG HIM FOREVER FOR GRACING US WITH THIS AMAZING GIFT. 


 

Gotta go call Roseanne Bar to see if she will endorse Pinot by Tituss.