No, these aren't the names of the latest O.P.I. nail colors (although maybe they should be). These are the names that my hands have been called over the years. I realize I'll never be a hand model - mainly because I have wrinkles in places most people don't and what's that, a patch of hair!? But it's still fun to play around with nail color. I also know I won't be one of those brides that takes hand-over-hand photos at their wedding. I don't think people would be able to tell which hand belonged to who! Heck, I can't even take a decent Instagram #NOTD (Nail Of The Day) photo:
But you know what ladies? I still walk into that nail salon with my head held high because my nails deserve love just like anyone else. And those color names? I wish I had that job.