Fear Of Flying With A Chance Of Sprinkles

You may not want to fly with me.

Reason: see photo above.

Let's just say I went on Oprah to try and tackle my fear of flying and I'd most certainly be best friends with this lady:

But now thanks to talented artist and lifestyle guru Gray Malin, you might actually want to be my seatmate. Mainly because I'll share my Sprinkle Carry On Cocktail Kit with you and we'll become drunken flight friends. This adorable $24 kit of happiness includes the following:

 

  • Mini shot glass

  • Mini spoon

  • Flamingo stirrer

  • Tonic syrup

  • Plenty of colorful sprinkles (to rim your glass with)


All you need is a cup with ice and your alcohol of choice. I recommend asking for an extra glass so you can stick your sprinkles onto the rim first. (I tried doing this post drink concocting and ended up just pouring sprinkles directly into my mouth). And that flamingo stirrer!? I pretty much bought this kit for that reason alone. 

You'll definitely feel more relaxed after enjoying a drink (or two) with this fun kit. And you might even make a new friend out of it. Just make sure your new "friend" isn't an undercover FBI agent who asks you out at the end of the flight and then tells you while on your date that he was carrying a gun on the flight and that everything he had told you that day was a lie.*

*This really happened to me.


Happy flying!

Here I am in 2009 shooting for Oprah with Team Oracle's aerobatic pilot Sean D. Tucker.

Here I am in 2009 shooting for Oprah with Team Oracle's aerobatic pilot Sean D. Tucker.

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